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Where were we? Oh yeh, we were discussing the importance of keeping an eye on bills that were still moving last week. Not the ones put up annually to basically appease people (like marijuana and gambling legalization) but real bills that our legislature might enact.  

One bill concept gaining momentum (as of this writing) is Senate Bill 63/House Bill 333 which would require that public schools start no earlier than 8:30am. Currently, 85% of our public high schools have classes that begin before 8:30am. It’s not an issue of teenage laziness or lack of initiative; teens’ circadian clocks simply don’t kick in during the early morning. Yes, such a bill would require shifts in schedules and after school issues, but it might provide traffic relief and perhaps better test scores for high schoolers down the road. Early AM study halls might be fruitful (occasionally) for kids who must be dropped off earlier. Maybe address this bill specifically to high schoolers, and then revisit it in three years. 12 states are doing or considering this concept- it’s time for Hawai`i to figure it out.

And then there are ridiculous proposals, like Senate Bill 1618, which suggests that we appoint ethics commissions/boards to review local journalists and possibly penalize them for infractions. Yeh, if there’s one body who should be sitting in judgment, telling local journalists about lasering in on the “truth”, it’s the state Senate. Seriously? We sometimes witness ethics voids (or at least avoidance) in our legislature larger than Waimea Canyon, and don’t even start on the obfuscation surrounding hideously underutilized Sunshine Laws locally, which appear to be rather cloudy.

Rant and rave about ogres, trolls, and fake news whiz-bangs living in their internet cesspools or pontificating on national cable channels. They preoccupy far too many Americans’ scrolling/viewing time with invective half-truths and non-news crap. But keep your pseudo-altruistic fingers off the First Amendment and local reporting. The Pew Institute reports that 85% of Americans believe local news outlets are (at least somewhat) important “to the well-being of their local community”. Traditional, local news outlets have standards and are very aware of their rights and obligations without the need for legislative, grandstanding committees ready to take them to task. Legally, this one is dead-on-arrival.  

Keep an eye on what may be moving forward during this key month of legislation; it really does matter… and you can have an impact.

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Since 2018, using a cellphone in a crosswalk for a reason other than calling 911 has been against the law locally. The problem is one of actual enforcement. We see transgressors doing this dubious, digital deed daily, but we’re not in charge; we’re not enforcers.

Driving above the speed limit is (obviously) against the law. So, when testosterone- challenged individuals weave precariously through traffic on highways, we shake our heads and proceed on our way; normally, no one’s around to nab nincompoops. Again, enforcement is understandably not available while the act occurs. It’s illegal to annoy birds in local public parks… anybody nabbed someone doing that?

Frustratingly, we have problems enforcing numerous, existing laws. It’s improbable to expect law enforcement to be in the right place at the right time to produce airtight cases against miscreants. Heck, we’re short-staffed on our police forces and in other security areas to begin with. 

That’s why proposed 2025 ordinances against aerial ordnances (aka illegal fireworks) seem like potential paper tigers- things that looks powerful or threatening but, in fact, may be ineffectual or simply not hold up in court. The annual and dangerous proliferation of pyrotechnic displays we see here must be minimized, or at least corralled. Perhaps City/state-run aerial extravaganzas run by professionals might attract crowds to safe(r) places, away from houses and gazing neighbors. 

Of course, then people would have to get up and go somewhere. Everyone feels bad about this past New Year’s horrible fireworks tragedy, yet we seem to just wanna watch, year after deafening year. Anonymously narc-ing on lawbreaking neighbors offers no guarantee of imminent action; it takes time for patrols (if available) to arrive and catch someone(s) in the pyro-act.

A new, bill proposal would make possessing 25+ pounds of illegal fireworks a more punitive crime. But what if fireworks have already been detonated before officers show up? Will discarded, detonated fireworks casings on site- after presumed usage- be strong enough evidence to hold up in court? Will witnesses testify? Historically, too few convictions have stuck. 

We won’t feel/be safer until laws are enacted that have teeth. The legal intent is sincere, but local law enforcement officials are stretched thin nowadays handling daily community needs, so ensuring greater tracking, vigilance, and results is a tough ask. More/better reconnaissance year-round might cut into supply chains (another difficult task); additional airtight convictions would provide more peace and quiet.

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Your point of view is a vital component in how you see the world. It impacts how you feel, what you do, who you hang with. You may not control a lot of things around you, but you certainly do have control over your perspective and positions.

Take Waikiki. Some see it as a haven bustling with visitors at a hectic pace. Others see it as a still-local change of pace, an opportunity for good food, entertainment, and a brilliant sunset as one peers down the coastline toward the leeward side.

Or the Pali Highway. Some view it as the conduit allowing you to get from town to the windward side and vice versa. Others see its majestic grandeur as a vista where one can see awe-inspiring sights and a sunrise and a partial sunset on the same day.

Pick your side in government affairs; many people do. Government doctrines may be perceived as a reminder that freedom is not free as “the state” tells us what to do far too often, but others view governance as democracy’s necessary safety net to help ensure that (more) people don’t fall through cracks and maybe get helped to hopefully propel them forward. 

A new ruling regime might strike fear into the hearts of many, while others see change as reassuring and an opportunity for growth and correction on many levels. And every two or four years, somebodies feel vindicated and reassured while others wring their hands. With far too much blathering, grandstanding, and half-truthing going on incessantly on social media (which many people rely on to learn what’s happening, yet don’t), you get more “help” than ever nowadays on how to shape your perspective, rationalization, and reality. 

Simply acknowledging that perspectives differ and learning to accept that people come at things from different viewpoints based on their backgrounds, wants, needs, and unseen scars might help you to understand that there’s usually a broader picture, whatever the issues are. And when in doubt, remember, “You are entitled to your opinion. But you are not entitled to your own facts.” (Daniel Patrick Moynihan)

While your perspectives might not necessarily broaden, simply accepting that others may not bring the same vision (or lack thereof) that you bring to a discussion might allow you to lighten up, empathize, and spend more time focusing on that which you can- and should- control; which starts with yourself.

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John Cleese in Monty Python’s Flying Circus, an incredibly witty British comedy sketch show of the early-1970s, used to sometimes announce “and now for something completely different…”. And then the bizarre would veer in a different direction. That came to mind as this tidbit of scattered eccentricity caught my attention; so ponder as you might, digest, or ignore.

Intellectual property rights lose their copyright protection after 95-years. Thus, every year, well-known (aged) pieces of work, music, or art become available for usage by regular folks- like us. Now you can’t use the actual sound recordings as you wish, just the compositions. For example, this year, songs that came out in 1929 can be used by anyone; hits like “Singin’ In The Rain”; or how about “Ain’t Misbehavin’” by Fats Waller and others. “Boléro” is now in play (perhaps best remembered for its usage in the Bo Derek/Dudley Moore 1979 comedy classic movie, “10”).

Wanna make your own version of “Gershwin’s “Rhapsody In Blue” without a penalty? Big fan of Popeye the Sailor (Man)? He debuted in a 1929 comic strip, so his likeness can now be freely used, tweaked, and/or adapted. That’s how Winnie The Pooh ended up as a horror movie star two years ago. Time’s up!

A copyright website I perused identified 157 “Hawaiian” songs that came out (on vinyl) in 1929, which makes these tunes at least 95-years old this year. In a world where far too many here-today, gone-tomorrow artistes simply sample or abuse artificial intelligence to “improvise”, it’s fun to know that many artistic works become part of the public domain annually. Thus, ancient artifacts from entities like the Hilo Hawaiian Orchestra, Roy Smeck’s Trio, Johnny Noble and His Hawaiian Music, Mert’s Hawaiian Tomboys, The Ferera Trio, and Kalama’s Quartet are now available for music aficionados, historians, and cultural artisans to re-purpose from 1929 (or earlier).

Do you read books like Ernest Hemingway’s “A Farewell To Arms” or William Faulkner’s “The Sound And The Fury”? Alfred Hitchcock’s “Blackmail” film turns 95 this year. Feel free to remake or incorporate classics into your next videogame creation (though I’d seek legal advice on any of these items… just to ensure indemnification)!

There are annual opportunities to conjure up new, creative possibilities with the old. “Happy Days Are Here Again” indeed! Oh yeh, that song is now listed as available for use/misuse. It’s an insane domain campaign.

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A 1971 Led Zeppelin song title has some relevance here today, as “Going To California” befits the migration pattern of late in Hawai`i. California was the #1 state for local re-locators in 2023, according to the U.S. Census Bureau.

58.078 people left Hawai’i, while 58,509 moved here in 2023. People moving here are not simply replacing those leaving. People are moving out due to the high cost of living, housing crunch, job and wage issues, and for personal/family reasons. Hard to imagine too many moving here because of a perceived “better” cost of living, pay scale, jobs, and housing opportunities. We’re probably seeing more retirees, second-home buyers, and remote workers arriving. And lest you think that 2023’s outrush was a fluke, 67,257 left Hawai`i in 2022; 56,209 moved in. The net effect was statistically manini perhaps, but the change in the make-up of our citizenry? Seismic.

Hawai`i is being not-so-subtly reshaped and must address its needs and goals in the near future- not 20 years from now. 2023 represented the eighth year in a row of net out-migration. That affects our workforce, tax base, medical needs, cultural base, plus many other societal factors.

In 2023, 8,094 Hawai`i residents said, “no mas” and moved to Cali; yup, they were “going to California”. Washington (6,548), Texas (5,273) and Nevada (4,441) were other top states for departing residents. Odds are, many (most?) won’t be coming back soon… if ever. 

The stress of local costs causes many to seek or plan for greener pastures; green… as in opportunity and perhaps peace of mind (and retirement options). California is not a cheap state in which to live, but it apparently offers an attractive alternative for the gotta go guys. I guess a radically changing population base here will change the dynamics associated with that age-old, stereotyping “where’d you go high school?” question. “Not here”… 

It’s encouraging to see an increase in (affordable) housing efforts and more than just redundant talk about tweaking short term housing rules. We need an infusion of micro-economic drivers and competitive job creation for thousands. These efforts require political will, incentives, givebacks, creativity, partnerships, and action.  As the last few years have shown, there’s a sizeable population turnover taking place here that requires more focus, including serious talk about the cultural impact. As Led Zeppelin might’ve said, Hawai`i simply isn’t providing its forlorn departees a “Whole Lotta Love” nowadays.

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It might not count as a miracle in this season of miracles, but the fact that Wisdom has once again laid an egg amazing, to say the least. 

Wisdom, a Laysan albatross, returns annually to Midway Atoll to hopefully hook up with her mate and perhaps give birth yet again. We know that long-distance relationships can be tough, but this one seems to bear fruit, or at least eggs, regularly. 

The most amazing thing for us non-albatrosses witnessing this breeding saga is the fact that Wisdom is a spry, 74-years old! She was first identified and banded back in 1956 after laying an egg. Ironic that we use the term “laying an egg” to often signify something not so good, a failure, when laying an egg is actually a wonderful and vital thing- for species renewal and (when unfertilized) for human’s scrambling/frying pleasure.

We can also revisit the ancient, negative connotations around albatrosses, as we sometimes hear the term an “albatross around his neck” (from a Samuel Coleridge poem) to refer to a large burden or problem-causer. The Angry Albatross Association has been quite perturbed with this aged metaphor for decades, but apparently its efforts to mitigate the negative usage associated with the term simply won’t fly. 

Almost 20-years ago, I emceed an event locally dedicating the Papahānaumokuākea Marine National Monument. I knew it was a vital symbol of efforts to protect our planet;  I knew millions of birds flocked there annually. What I didn’t know was the miraculous story of the young-at-heart Wisdom. Her previous mate appears to be gone; she and her old beau last met up three years ago. Interested observers will be keeping an eye on this egg-citing moment to see if Wisdom and her new partner produce yet one more chick (estimates are that she’s given birth to 30 or more little ones).

It’s worthwhile to constantly seek wisdom throughout life, as incessant learning helps keep us engaged, aware, self-confident, fulfilled, interesting and interested. In an age where false information is pervasive, be wary of alleged facts and data sources; double-check before you become yet another a spreader of more falsehoods. An old proverb says, “Wisdom is patiently waiting for the clouds to part and the sun to shine”. As we witness Christmas and other year-end holidays of note, celebrate the Wisdom’s wisdom. Soaring ‘neath the sun, providing hope; the circle of life, indeed.

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While surely rewarding at times, the college coaching profession has become tougher than ever before. A team’s performance (read: wins/losses) and therefore a coach’s tenure likely depends on 17-22 year olds getting the job done- in competition, in the classroom, in the brutal, digital, asocial world that far too many must confront, and in the world at large.

A good coach mentors, provides a home away from home, even acts as a surrogate parent; but now, throw in the variable of the wild, wild west known as NIL (name, image, likeness). College athletes now make their own personal deals with outside third parties for usage of their name, image, and/or likeness, and the school is simply informed that that such a deal exists; the laws on what else must be disclosed varies from state to state. 

And if a college athlete has a great season, new transfer rules (via the “portal”) allow said athlete to simply leave for theoretically greener pastures elsewhere… anywhere- no harm, no foul. Coaches moved around easily for decades, leaving behind kids who swore allegiance to a school partially or even primarily based on that coach/mentor; now it’s student-athletes who have the leverage in deciding where they want to be.

Already we see athletes play for/attend four different schools in four or five years.

Old rules allowed a student to transfer once during his/her collegiate eligibility, and possibly sit out one year before playing at a second Division I school. Transfer penalty? Not any longer.

Why am I writing about this in mid-December? Well, for many student-athletes, the new NIL and transfer portal rules are a Christmas gift with the potential to keep on giving. But for college coaches, this new world might make them seem Grinch-like. You build up great rapport, help a kid reach new heights as the team (often) succeeds, and then watch as players opt for the transfer portal, seeking greater NIL funds and more exposure for a fledgling pro career, perhaps, while you, the coach, much seek replacements… annually… forevermore. Team uniforms should display “Hi, my name is…” stickers for fans every year. 

Surely, the interim NIL and portal rules will be tweaked and updated to reflect the insanity of what’s happening… just like the recent re-alignment in major conferences is destined to see change, once again, in the years to come. Crazy times in big-time college athletics, for sure.

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We’re now into that “most wonderful time of the year” (I’m partial to the Andy Williams’ version myself) and I’ve opted to simply reflect this week, which we often do as the Yule season unfolds and the year comes to a close. Here are a few of my favorite moments from music or eloquent written words that just might remind us to be more thoughtful, thankful, graceful, empathetic, reflective, and humble. Why not?

“…overcoming poverty is not a gesture of charity. It is an act of justice. It is the protection of a fundamental human right, the right to dignity and a decent life.” Bono, of U2 fame, from his autobiography, “Surrender”. Dignity and a decent life, what a clarifying concept. If you can, ‘tis the season for some true giving- of yourself, your time, and your ability to simply help others so that they can perhaps help themselves. It’s not directly about this season, but it sure feels right as we reflect.

“And so this is Christmas, and what have you done; another year over, a new one just begun.” John Lennon/Yoko Ono gave us their “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)” masterpiece 53 years ago; the song and its message still resonate. So give yourself a break, celebrate small things you’ve accomplished or contributed. And strive to make a difference- even via small steps (kaizen)- in 2025.

“I wish you a hopeful Christmas, I wish you a brave new year; All anguish, pain and sadness, Leave your heart and let your road be clear. They said there’d be snow at Christmas, They said there’ll be peace on earth; Hallelujah, Noel, be it heaven or hell,
The Christmas we get we deserve.” Greg Lake (of Emerson Lake & Palmer) teamed with Peter Sinfield for “I Believe In Father Christmas”, a beautiful tune with a Prokofiev backdrop released 50 years ago. Maybe its fate, or karma, and perhaps we do invariably get what we deserve. But of course, we can surely influence those results, can’t we?

“Green is in the mistletoe and red is in the holly, Silver in the stars above that shine on everybody; Gold is in the candlelight and crimson in the embers, White is in the winter night that everyone remembers.” The magnificent Enya (2008) from “White Is In The Winter Night”. Close your eyes, yet clearly see everything she mentions. A magical time, indeed.

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Why is it (again) that we  simply can’t or won’t get things resolved permanently far too often locally? This time, I’m wondering about the Hawai`i State Capitol surrounding moat (er… former ponds), now defunct. After decades of persistent issues, the existing tiles were finally stripped, and the area leaked during recent, torrential rains. Actually, there was flooding- walls below, ceilings, floors, equipment, records, you name it, the water came rushing into the Beretania basement. Once again. Mildew madness. The plan is to replace the ponds with user-friendly, artistic, glass tiles that perusers can walk (skate?) on. What could possibly go wrong?

Flooding/leakage has occurred repeatedly since 1969 when the State Capitol was constructed. That’s 55 years of on again/off again drippage and solution posturing. Ho hum. That’s nothing compared to the length of time we’ve waited for resolution on the Koolau Stairway to Heaven and on the Waikiki Natatorium. I know, the Stairway has been partially removed (yet another lawsuit), and the Natatorium has some practical ideas for reparations… this decade. And we’ll not nosedive into nagging no-gos of recent ilk like TMT, Aloha Stadium, or the on-going Red Hill fiasco.

And then we have the saga of the Queen Theatre in Kaimuki, a building that many see as having historical value, yet has sat vacant and deteriorating for 40-years on a very visible and valuable corner in Kaimuki. We don’t measure things dilapidating in years here, we measure them in decades. The theatre went from a grand symbol of growth in Kaimuki to a pornographic movie house (giving a whole new meaning to the Queen Theatre moniker) to an empty shell; but the City of Honolulu seems likely to act “soon”.

And hey! We’re (finally) getting that leeward bypass road, which officials say will be functional by next spring! We often witness a lack of urgency regarding public or private, well-publicized projects; not handling things often leads to frustration, apathy, and (invariably) greater costs… like the $45-million that’s now being spent to fix leaks and electrical damage in the Capitol pool area. 

Recent rainwaters permeated the allegedly waterproof basins even after the Capitol pools were drained in 2020. With the assumed no more pool rule, some are questioning why we can’t save some form of water feature that won’t leak. Perhaps after 55 years, it’s time for change, though change we abhor. Even when things stay broke.

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If you indulge in cheddar cheese added to your Thanksgiving mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, or perhaps the apple pie, here’s a story about giving thanks, with a side of cheese.

About a month ago, a scam was perpetrated on a top London cheese retailer, where an alleged French connection bought 300,000 pounds of cheddar for almost $400,000… but never paid. Three cheese-producing farms provided the wheels of cheddar; the wholesaler shipped the goods, but no further communication (nor payment) was received. That’s a lotta cheese. But good news, an arrest has finally been made- cheddar late than never, of course. The bad guys will now undoubtedly meet their feta.

I could regale you with a plethora of cheesy puns and such, but this theft got me to thinking: why do we say “cheese” when taking pictures? Sure, it’s to get our bright smiles and wide grins on camera, but couldn’t other terms have been used to shape our supple brains? How about “please”? That gets the grin going, and might help subtly teach people better manners whilst taking pictures. Or maybe the perfect picture word nowadays could be “jeez”, as in what the heck is going on?!

But reflecting back on this cheese caper in Europe, it’s apparently rare to see a cheese heist of such rotund proportions. I smiled often while perusing cheesy jokes and puns, so please parmesan me. Those stolen wheels of cheese in England/France were calm during the recent robbery… because they were simply too mature. There were some early leads on whodunit, but they turned out to be too gouda to be true. Now that’s a grate one! Needless to say, there are far too many sites to peruse to find cheese trivia and laughs. Just use your mouse.

About 10-years ago, Italian police skewered a thieving cheese ring stealing chunks of Parmigiano-Reggiano, according to London’s The Times. Yet hefty cheese thefts appear to be few and far between. Of course, the evidence is usually gone in short order. And the Italian thieves were told upon capture “…this is nacho cheese”.

So happy Thanksgiving! In the midst of everything else going on nowadays, a little levity (with bread and a spread) is always welcome. So say “cheese”, “please”, or “jeez”, for family pictures, avoid talking politics, and be thankful for what you’ve got. Hopefully, things can only get cheddar. I hope you concurd.

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