Think About It Hawaii

It’s not often you find yourself attacked by a bunch of bananas. That never happens! Oh, really? While driving home on a side road on a Sunday, I must’ve driven too close to the curb, while still maintaining my driving lane. The wind gusted, and a mammoth grouping of bananas (otherwise known as a “hand”) smacked into my passenger mirror, knocking it off its holder.

Yet the mirror did not break, the wiring remained intact, and I could still control the mirror remotely. The mirror’s internal screws were stripped or snapped, plastic was cracked, but I found a roll of appropriately colored electrical tape (nope, not duct tape), and now I have pretty good use of said mirror until I get it repaired.

And the sooner I get it repaired, the better, because having to tell anyone who asks: “what happened to your mirror?” is either too embarrassing, too funny, or too unbelievable to have to go into detail about for too long. I’m actually just telling this to you and no one else, as I really don’t want to engage in further conversation about the slip up.

I could lament or whine that if I was only driving in Minnesota, this never would’ve happened. I could opine that if the responsible homeowner of that wayward, Satanic banana tree had properly maintained his/her yard- or at least plucked the over-hanging gang of yellow (not green) bananas- peace would have prevailed.

But no; we have far too many victims and excuse-makers in our midst. Sometimes you’ve just gotta take it upon yourself to say, “oh well, I screwed up”. A life goal is to learn from your mistakes or things you never want to do, see or be part of again. 

I vouch to never again drive close enough to low-hanging fruit in windy conditions, avoiding a possible collision. I love banana cream pie but don’t enjoy getting banana creamed. Trust me, there’s nothing a-peeling about stopping your car to assess damage from a potassium-rich fruit cluster. And yes, (continuing in the banana vein) my ego was bruised by the incident; I did slip up. Sometimes, we need to avoid low-hanging fruit.    

I’ve moved on, overcoming this banana blame game to realize that I still love living in our flourishing flora haven, despite unimaginable dangers of wandering fruit. When life gives you a plethora of bananas… make a smoothie.

Think about it… 

Perspective. A way of looking at things; a point of view. We all have positions on various subjects, backed by facts or gut feel. But how often do we step back and look impassively at issues and embrace the possibility of wider angles or deeper layers?

Take wintertime… we playfully whine to our mainland friends about waking up and it’s a numbing 63-degrees! Freezing. Meanwhile, on the East Coast, they’re experiencing yet another snow/ice storm, whiteout, nor’easter, blizzard, et al., that renders travel and other daily activities nigh impossible. It’s reallyl about where you’re coming from and what your perspective is. When we talk about “sweater weather” for our winters here, New Englanders must think: hmmm, thou doth protest too much.

A local acquaintance of mine just returned to provide care for an aging parent after being gone for 25 years. He says he never felt like he left home, but he’s now fully re-integrated into local life, and loving it… with a caveat. He commented on how “different” people seem today- more harried, fewer smiles, more traffic and rudeness on the roadways. Perhaps he’s right, but I’ve semi-consciously gotten somewhat used to it and just sorta accepted that it is what it is. Ah, I haven’t been gone for 25 years. Perspective.

2+ years of COVID angst and isolation didn’t help our frail psyches in many profound ways. Socializing dissipated; loneliness is a growing ailment among all ages nowadays, though people find themselves more entertained and engaged than ever with electronic devices to “connect” them (not really) as we have streaming opportunities ad nauseum. So many digital options take up so much time, resulting in so little effort being made to connect with one another in person. 

You think you’re happy… but maybe realize that you’re kinda lonely. Derek Thompson in The Atlantic recently wrote a solid piece about “The Anti-Social Century”. Eric Barker’s excellent tome, “Barking Up The Wrong Tree”, provides anecdotes and supported analysis on what it means to be successful and happier, exploring attitude, resilience, and ultimately, being listened to and feeling cared for.

The great divide in this country and on issues locally (TMT, HART, a new O`ahu waste site) grow when firming up one’s perspective without caring/listening where the other side is coming from, and why. Finding commonalities and choosing empathy can help. But those are just my thoughts. What’s your perspective?

Think about it…

Where were we? Oh yeh, we were discussing the importance of keeping an eye on bills that were still moving last week. Not the ones put up annually to basically appease people (like marijuana and gambling legalization) but real bills that our legislature might enact.  

One bill concept gaining momentum (as of this writing) is Senate Bill 63/House Bill 333 which would require that public schools start no earlier than 8:30am. Currently, 85% of our public high schools have classes that begin before 8:30am. It’s not an issue of teenage laziness or lack of initiative; teens’ circadian clocks simply don’t kick in during the early morning. Yes, such a bill would require shifts in schedules and after school issues, but it might provide traffic relief and perhaps better test scores for high schoolers down the road. Early AM study halls might be fruitful (occasionally) for kids who must be dropped off earlier. Maybe address this bill specifically to high schoolers, and then revisit it in three years. 12 states are doing or considering this concept- it’s time for Hawai`i to figure it out.

And then there are ridiculous proposals, like Senate Bill 1618, which suggests that we appoint ethics commissions/boards to review local journalists and possibly penalize them for infractions. Yeh, if there’s one body who should be sitting in judgment, telling local journalists about lasering in on the “truth”, it’s the state Senate. Seriously? We sometimes witness ethics voids (or at least avoidance) in our legislature larger than Waimea Canyon, and don’t even start on the obfuscation surrounding hideously underutilized Sunshine Laws locally, which appear to be rather cloudy.

Rant and rave about ogres, trolls, and fake news whiz-bangs living in their internet cesspools or pontificating on national cable channels. They preoccupy far too many Americans’ scrolling/viewing time with invective half-truths and non-news crap. But keep your pseudo-altruistic fingers off the First Amendment and local reporting. The Pew Institute reports that 85% of Americans believe local news outlets are (at least somewhat) important “to the well-being of their local community”. Traditional, local news outlets have standards and are very aware of their rights and obligations without the need for legislative, grandstanding committees ready to take them to task. Legally, this one is dead-on-arrival.  

Keep an eye on what may be moving forward during this key month of legislation; it really does matter… and you can have an impact.

Think about it…

Since 2018, using a cellphone in a crosswalk for a reason other than calling 911 has been against the law locally. The problem is one of actual enforcement. We see transgressors doing this dubious, digital deed daily, but we’re not in charge; we’re not enforcers.

Driving above the speed limit is (obviously) against the law. So, when testosterone- challenged individuals weave precariously through traffic on highways, we shake our heads and proceed on our way; normally, no one’s around to nab nincompoops. Again, enforcement is understandably not available while the act occurs. It’s illegal to annoy birds in local public parks… anybody nabbed someone doing that?

Frustratingly, we have problems enforcing numerous, existing laws. It’s improbable to expect law enforcement to be in the right place at the right time to produce airtight cases against miscreants. Heck, we’re short-staffed on our police forces and in other security areas to begin with. 

That’s why proposed 2025 ordinances against aerial ordnances (aka illegal fireworks) seem like potential paper tigers- things that looks powerful or threatening but, in fact, may be ineffectual or simply not hold up in court. The annual and dangerous proliferation of pyrotechnic displays we see here must be minimized, or at least corralled. Perhaps City/state-run aerial extravaganzas run by professionals might attract crowds to safe(r) places, away from houses and gazing neighbors. 

Of course, then people would have to get up and go somewhere. Everyone feels bad about this past New Year’s horrible fireworks tragedy, yet we seem to just wanna watch, year after deafening year. Anonymously narc-ing on lawbreaking neighbors offers no guarantee of imminent action; it takes time for patrols (if available) to arrive and catch someone(s) in the pyro-act.

A new, bill proposal would make possessing 25+ pounds of illegal fireworks a more punitive crime. But what if fireworks have already been detonated before officers show up? Will discarded, detonated fireworks casings on site- after presumed usage- be strong enough evidence to hold up in court? Will witnesses testify? Historically, too few convictions have stuck. 

We won’t feel/be safer until laws are enacted that have teeth. The legal intent is sincere, but local law enforcement officials are stretched thin nowadays handling daily community needs, so ensuring greater tracking, vigilance, and results is a tough ask. More/better reconnaissance year-round might cut into supply chains (another difficult task); additional airtight convictions would provide more peace and quiet.

Think about it…

Your point of view is a vital component in how you see the world. It impacts how you feel, what you do, who you hang with. You may not control a lot of things around you, but you certainly do have control over your perspective and positions.

Take Waikiki. Some see it as a haven bustling with visitors at a hectic pace. Others see it as a still-local change of pace, an opportunity for good food, entertainment, and a brilliant sunset as one peers down the coastline toward the leeward side.

Or the Pali Highway. Some view it as the conduit allowing you to get from town to the windward side and vice versa. Others see its majestic grandeur as a vista where one can see awe-inspiring sights and a sunrise and a partial sunset on the same day.

Pick your side in government affairs; many people do. Government doctrines may be perceived as a reminder that freedom is not free as “the state” tells us what to do far too often, but others view governance as democracy’s necessary safety net to help ensure that (more) people don’t fall through cracks and maybe get helped to hopefully propel them forward. 

A new ruling regime might strike fear into the hearts of many, while others see change as reassuring and an opportunity for growth and correction on many levels. And every two or four years, somebodies feel vindicated and reassured while others wring their hands. With far too much blathering, grandstanding, and half-truthing going on incessantly on social media (which many people rely on to learn what’s happening, yet don’t), you get more “help” than ever nowadays on how to shape your perspective, rationalization, and reality. 

Simply acknowledging that perspectives differ and learning to accept that people come at things from different viewpoints based on their backgrounds, wants, needs, and unseen scars might help you to understand that there’s usually a broader picture, whatever the issues are. And when in doubt, remember, “You are entitled to your opinion. But you are not entitled to your own facts.” (Daniel Patrick Moynihan)

While your perspectives might not necessarily broaden, simply accepting that others may not bring the same vision (or lack thereof) that you bring to a discussion might allow you to lighten up, empathize, and spend more time focusing on that which you can- and should- control; which starts with yourself.

Think about it…

John Cleese in Monty Python’s Flying Circus, an incredibly witty British comedy sketch show of the early-1970s, used to sometimes announce “and now for something completely different…”. And then the bizarre would veer in a different direction. That came to mind as this tidbit of scattered eccentricity caught my attention; so ponder as you might, digest, or ignore.

Intellectual property rights lose their copyright protection after 95-years. Thus, every year, well-known (aged) pieces of work, music, or art become available for usage by regular folks- like us. Now you can’t use the actual sound recordings as you wish, just the compositions. For example, this year, songs that came out in 1929 can be used by anyone; hits like “Singin’ In The Rain”; or how about “Ain’t Misbehavin’” by Fats Waller and others. “Boléro” is now in play (perhaps best remembered for its usage in the Bo Derek/Dudley Moore 1979 comedy classic movie, “10”).

Wanna make your own version of “Gershwin’s “Rhapsody In Blue” without a penalty? Big fan of Popeye the Sailor (Man)? He debuted in a 1929 comic strip, so his likeness can now be freely used, tweaked, and/or adapted. That’s how Winnie The Pooh ended up as a horror movie star two years ago. Time’s up!

A copyright website I perused identified 157 “Hawaiian” songs that came out (on vinyl) in 1929, which makes these tunes at least 95-years old this year. In a world where far too many here-today, gone-tomorrow artistes simply sample or abuse artificial intelligence to “improvise”, it’s fun to know that many artistic works become part of the public domain annually. Thus, ancient artifacts from entities like the Hilo Hawaiian Orchestra, Roy Smeck’s Trio, Johnny Noble and His Hawaiian Music, Mert’s Hawaiian Tomboys, The Ferera Trio, and Kalama’s Quartet are now available for music aficionados, historians, and cultural artisans to re-purpose from 1929 (or earlier).

Do you read books like Ernest Hemingway’s “A Farewell To Arms” or William Faulkner’s “The Sound And The Fury”? Alfred Hitchcock’s “Blackmail” film turns 95 this year. Feel free to remake or incorporate classics into your next videogame creation (though I’d seek legal advice on any of these items… just to ensure indemnification)!

There are annual opportunities to conjure up new, creative possibilities with the old. “Happy Days Are Here Again” indeed! Oh yeh, that song is now listed as available for use/misuse. It’s an insane domain campaign.

Think about it…

A 1971 Led Zeppelin song title has some relevance here today, as “Going To California” befits the migration pattern of late in Hawai`i. California was the #1 state for local re-locators in 2023, according to the U.S. Census Bureau.

58.078 people left Hawai’i, while 58,509 moved here in 2023. People moving here are not simply replacing those leaving. People are moving out due to the high cost of living, housing crunch, job and wage issues, and for personal/family reasons. Hard to imagine too many moving here because of a perceived “better” cost of living, pay scale, jobs, and housing opportunities. We’re probably seeing more retirees, second-home buyers, and remote workers arriving. And lest you think that 2023’s outrush was a fluke, 67,257 left Hawai`i in 2022; 56,209 moved in. The net effect was statistically manini perhaps, but the change in the make-up of our citizenry? Seismic.

Hawai`i is being not-so-subtly reshaped and must address its needs and goals in the near future- not 20 years from now. 2023 represented the eighth year in a row of net out-migration. That affects our workforce, tax base, medical needs, cultural base, plus many other societal factors.

In 2023, 8,094 Hawai`i residents said, “no mas” and moved to Cali; yup, they were “going to California”. Washington (6,548), Texas (5,273) and Nevada (4,441) were other top states for departing residents. Odds are, many (most?) won’t be coming back soon… if ever. 

The stress of local costs causes many to seek or plan for greener pastures; green… as in opportunity and perhaps peace of mind (and retirement options). California is not a cheap state in which to live, but it apparently offers an attractive alternative for the gotta go guys. I guess a radically changing population base here will change the dynamics associated with that age-old, stereotyping “where’d you go high school?” question. “Not here”… 

It’s encouraging to see an increase in (affordable) housing efforts and more than just redundant talk about tweaking short term housing rules. We need an infusion of micro-economic drivers and competitive job creation for thousands. These efforts require political will, incentives, givebacks, creativity, partnerships, and action.  As the last few years have shown, there’s a sizeable population turnover taking place here that requires more focus, including serious talk about the cultural impact. As Led Zeppelin might’ve said, Hawai`i simply isn’t providing its forlorn departees a “Whole Lotta Love” nowadays.

Think about it…