Decisions, decisions… As the lettered, numeric license plate sequences run out next year, Hawai`i will change its license plate design… or will it? According to a recent Q & A in the Star-Advertiser’s “Kokua Line”, the previous plates (featuring King Kamehameha) lasted nine years (1981-1990), while our current rainbow-themed license plates will have been around for 32 years by the time they’re (possibly) retired in 2024.
If a new design is forthcoming, it will first require state, counties, law enforcement, and general public input. Seems like 2035 should be about when that’ll happen, based on how “major” decisions often come down locally. For now, here are some possibilities:
The humuhumunukunukuāpua’a is widely revered by school kids and others as our state fish. If we spelled it out, it could wrap around car/truck bumpers, giving us an exclusive license plate concept.
How about the (construction) crane? Many consider that our state bird, since it’s invasive tendencies can occasionally be seen far and wide (see: Kaka`ako).
Diamondhead- the volcanic cone is well-known, so maybe something more subtle and parochial for locals- like the Ko`olau Stairway to Heaven? Whereas cars represent going somewhere, this illegal staircase represents an issue that annually goes nowhere– an intriguing and cerebral juxtaposition perhaps?
A monk seal would be a cute, unique, and appropriate- after all, we know the rules about not getting too close, just like we’re supposed to be doing through our own safe driving habits.
The mongoose, unique to Hawai`i (in the U.S.A.) is a diurnal animal brought here 140-years ago to handle the growing (plantation) rat population… buts rats are nocturnal, partying all night, whilst mongooses sleep. Poor planning, indeed. A story with a moral told via license plates could be heart-warming, just like mongooses and rats… oh, never mind.
And what then of the nēnē? Before you say no no, consider that after a half-million years here, this gregarious goose should be given some serious consideration. Honk if you agree.
Maybe a surfboard design? After all, surfboards and cars both experience unwanted dings. A mai tai motif seems inappropriate, what with that whole drinking and driving thing. A ukulele? That’s a thought, knowing how much music means locally. Poke or shave ice conjure up positive thoughts unique to Hawai`i, but good luck on a readable design. So many options sure to be debated. Ultimately, this decision will be a mixed plate.
Think about it…